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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this
please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
wtf what do 3/4 of my followers do because they sure don’t reblog or like my posts
seriously what do you guys do
are you waiting for something
what are you waiting for
St. Pete, Florida
Has anyone seen this cat? He’s medium sized, american shorthair, black thick fur, pale yellow eyes, and beyond sweet.
He responds to Bilbo.
Hes my baby. He’s the absolute world to me, and I heard rumor some asshole took him from my yard.
He’s the sweetest little thing. Loves people and dogs alike. But I need him back.
I haven’t been able to sleep, I’ve cried myself sick. I’ve had him since he was 7-8 weeks old, hes several months now.
I planned on getting him chipped today, but he went missing 3 days ago.
IF you haven’t or aren’t in the area, atleast reblog please, to get this spread out.
If you have any info, please text /Cant call, no minutes/ at 1-727-537-6961.
Please help me.
(Tagging various petsites since I know you all are good with pets.)
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
the daylight-colored cfl bulbs simulate real sunlight for me after I sleep all day
we went on a field trip to the zoo last week
Looking up Scottish mythological creatures and
Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.
That is the nicest Werewolf legend I’ve ever heard of.
Now I wish I could draw because I’d love to draw this.
a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just
"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen"
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
I FOUND IT
NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET
NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME
is that a postal service car
characters that go from villain to weird family member give me strength