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Hayden. 16. I am woman hear me coo softly.

Don't be afraid to ask me questions!

My Friend Code is:
5112-3873-9894

daydreamingdragon:

I could pay only 5 bucks for a full dozen sheri’s berries right now

fuCK I was wrong you can only use one coupon at a time :C

I could pay only 5 bucks for a full dozen sheri’s berries right now

http://korattas.tumblr.com/post/83574358421/stupidswampwitch-masooood-safeidgul-why

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

xenopheles:

Reblog if you support Maggie Smith becoming immortal.

Tagged as: #all hail the queen

turnipjelly:

evenhellcanbehomey:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

write a book

You could call it The Golden Compass

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

introhurt:

Prettiest tree on campus..

these things are literally fucking everywhere in my town and it bothered me for 3 weeks trying to figure out what kind of trees they were until my grandmother told me :/

Tagged as: #greenery

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
felixitous-rising:

tiranoel:

9undine:

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?


this scares me a little

none fool leave man rage
wonder what that says about me

These crush flesh made passion
Uhm.

peep kick mad gorpa leboI HATE WHEN I SEE NONSENSE WORDS BECAUSE THEY STICK OUT AND I JUST GIGGLE BC “GORPA”

chocolate (sorta??) fool risk passion slam

felixitous-rising:

tiranoel:

9undine:

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

this scares me a little

none fool leave man rage

wonder what that says about me

These crush flesh made passion

Uhm.

peep kick mad gorpa lebo

I HATE WHEN I SEE NONSENSE WORDS BECAUSE THEY STICK OUT AND I JUST GIGGLE BC “GORPA”

chocolate (sorta??) fool risk passion slam

yutoube:

marlodjur:

I just wanted everyone to know that in Europe, Cool Ranch chips are called Cool American.

this is the greatest news ive heard all day

yutoube:

marlodjur:

I just wanted everyone to know that in Europe, Cool Ranch chips are called Cool American.

this is the greatest news ive heard all day

me before shaving my legs: oh god do i really have to can't i be a fucking hobbit why would you even care if my legs are hairy maybe if i don't shave them for a month i will have fur as soft as cat's
me after shaving my legs: JESUS VIRGIN MARY'S TITS SUCKER CHRIST THIS IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD where are all the people i have to make them touch my legs if i were a legophile i would totally do me so soft so beautiful
friend: do you want to hang out?
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask mom*
me: she said no
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