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Hey there, I'm Hayden. 16. Dragons are my thing, so you might see me accidentally post or reblog something that's supposed to go to my flight rising blog on here. Message me if you ever wanna chat about anything! I like fantasy things, animals, art, reading and writing (including roleplay!), and tons of other suff. I'm always looking for new book recs!

daisyvalley:

thefinalhidingplace:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Yes

I love dogs so much oh my god

ladykitkatie:


Feeling down? Have some encouraging words from the one and only Ryan Haywood.

Posting this finally because I know that someone is going to need this as much as I needed it. 
((the blackened out stuff is personal))

ladykitkatie:

Feeling down? Have some encouraging words from the one and only Ryan Haywood.

Posting this finally because I know that someone is going to need this as much as I needed it. 

((the blackened out stuff is personal))

BIG GRAND GIVEAWAY!!

blumalou:

Reblog for a chance to win your choice of one of the following…

  • $25 worth of take-out food!
  • $25 Neocash
  • $25 worth of Flight Rising Gems
  • One item of Neopets Merchandise worth up to $25 (not including shipping)
  • Up to $15 worth of ~*Candy*~
  • An item on Neopets worth up to 3M NP

I will be choosing one winner at 2:30PM PST today.  The winner will have 24 hours to respond.  You do not have to be following me to enter.  To keep this fair, please only reblog once.
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THERE IS ANY CONFUSION ABOUT RULES.
I will be reblogging this post on my sideblogs for all of my followers.  Of course, I will not be counted as a winner.  Likes and replies will not count as entries.

bunny-banana:

IF YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I’M GONNA LISTEN TO YOU EXPLAINING TO ME ALL THE DIFFERENT REGIONAL ACCENTS/DIALECTS OF YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE AND SHOWING ME THE EXACT LINGUISTIC DIFFERENCES TO RELATED LANGUAGES then you are absolutely right make yourself comfortable i’ll just bring the popcorn and then we can proceed

solluxio:

paravillintiniay:

sneakyfeets:

If you can’t recite every word of this commercial by heart you probably weren’t born in the 90’s

Oh shut up, I was born in 2000 and vividly remember zoo books. Those commercials played until like 2006.

looks like someone couldnt recite every word  by heart 

nothingeverlost:

veggieblt:

tin-pan-ali:

papa-scotch:

dextrahoffman:

The Badpiper Thunderstruck (by jackiejet100)

That crowd is so not worthy of this greatness.

HOLY SHIT. FIFTEEN SECONDS IN, IT HAPPENS!

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IS THAT THING SHOOTING FIRE!?!?!??!

I love that someone looked at bagpipes and thought ‘this could use a little more fire.’

kyleehenke:

solar-citrus:

Every anime show ever

god DAMN IT
Tagged as: #YOU FUCKED UP

tastefullyoffensive:

[bluechaircomics/via webtoons]

lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

#OH MY GOD #THEY SOLD HER A FUCKING WOLF #THATS SO GODDAMN DANGEROUS #WHAT THE HELL HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK UP THAT BADLY

lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

   

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

atherys:

cynessie:

WHY DO PEOPLE FREAK OUT WHEN I RUN IN ASSASSIN’S CREED I DON’T UNDERSTAND SINCE WHEN WAS IT A CRIME TO RUN MAYBE I HAVE TO PEE OR SOMETHING YOU DON’T KNOW WHY I RUN

pegasusmeteorfist:

WHEN THE ANIME PLAYS THE FIRST OPENING DURING THE CLIMAX OF THE FINAL EPISODE

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Increasingly Aggravated Voicemails from my Mom

Voicemail #1: "I've been looking it up and it turns out you were right? Call me back, I don't understand."
Voicemail #2: "Why would you call a dolphin a Killer Whale? Does that make sense to you? How am I supposed to know something called a Killer Whale isn't a whale? That seems purposefully confusing. This is why no one likes the government. Or environmentalists. Whoever named it."
Voicemail #3: "I feel like you had an unfair advantage because you were born in the Pacific Northwest and I was born in Puerto Rico. We didn't have Killer Whales in Puerto Rico, OK. We had sharks. Which were called sharks. We knew they were sharks, because at the end of the name they were called sharks. Like Great White Sharks. Or Hammerhead Sharks. So when something calls itself a Killer Whale, I believe it's a whale. Because that's what makes sense. If it wanted to be a dolphin, it should have named itself Killer Dolphin."
Me (texting): Tiger shark. Whale shark.
Voicemail #4: "I will cut you out of the family plan, I swear to God."

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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